1.
If you look at this Crock-Pot and immediately start drooling…
2.
If you’ve ever eaten ice cream from a BOX…
3.
If you have ever made juice from a large fruit tree…
4.
If you’ve ever eaten from a bowl full of candy that was completely stuck together…
5.
…or ate one of those peppermint candies…
6.
If you have ever run out of bread and had to do this…
7.
If you’ve ever had the pleasure of a root beer candy…
8.
If you’ve ever stepped on one of these…
9.
If you’ve ever made popcorn this way…
10.
If you have ever opened a container like this with a knife or a spoon…
11.
If you can imagine exactly this sheet metal …
12.
If you’ve ever eaten dessert off a toilet paper roll…
13.
If you have ever “smoked” a sugar cigar…
14.
…or a sugar cigarette…
15.
If you have ever had this delicacy for dinner…
16.
If you have ever enjoyed a sandwich made with it…
17.
If you’ve ever eaten a cake with foil…
18.
If you have ever been given a book full of lifesavers…
19.
And when you know that butter rum always tastes the best…
20.
If you’ve ever had to use a can opener to drink Hawaiian Punch…
21.
If you’ve ever gotten a soda from this vending machine…
22.
If you know exactly what’s in that box and have eaten it…
23.
…maybe even like this…
24.
When you know that salad from this exact wooden bowl simply tastes different…
25.
When you know that the best dishes are always prepared in this exact casserole dish…
26.
…and this kind of frying pan…
27.
If you’ve ever ripped open a cereal box and done this trick…
28.
If you remember having one of these while running errands…
29.
If you’ve ever had a long, loooong night after consuming this drink…
30.
If you have very, very strong opinions about liver and onions…
31.
If you’ve ever almost cut your tongue trying to enjoy this pudding…
32.
If you have already tried this great trick…
33.
If you’ve ever paid 1 cent for a handful of (probably) old gum…
34.
If you have ever prepared a delicious mixture in this very blender…
35.
If you know for sure that there is no butter in this container…
36.
If you knew exactly what song you would put on if you saw one of these in a diner…
37.
If you have ever tried the good dip …
38.
If you have ever chewed this gum…
39.
If you know someone who loves this snack…
40.
If you ever ate at Wendy’s when the packaging was still yellow…
41.
If you have ever had to do physical labor just to open and eat that candy…
42.
If you’ve ever made popcorn in one of these devices…
43.
If you’ve ever seen amber wine glasses that NO ONE HAS DRIED FROM…
44.
If you’ve ever had one of these in your grandmother’s house and only your grandmother’s house…
45.
If you have ever had the honor of drinking a cup of the finest coffee known to mankind…
46.
If you’ve ever drunk lemonade from one of these glasses…
47.
If you’ve ever used a Revere Ware cookware set that was probably given to you as a gift several decades ago…
48.
If you knew exactly what you would get from this menu…
49.
If you’ve ever had a sandwich that looks very similar to this one…
50.
If you ever drank Kool-Aid from this exact container…
51.
And when a great night turns into a hard morning…
…then I’m sorry, but you are officially old.
